her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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