I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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