oh god the rape fog is back!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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