The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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