normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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