i think i have two assholes
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
How external is "for external use only"?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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