I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
