We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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