So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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