i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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