perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm like, not good at living.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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