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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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