oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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