i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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