Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
kristin has been a bad kristin
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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