belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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