she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
