he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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