The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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