That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You smell like stripper and shame
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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