Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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