I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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