do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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