Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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