All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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