Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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