Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
