did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.