How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.