seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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