So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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