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I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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