Is it because I queefed?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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