i wish my penis had a tongue
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
