Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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