Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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