Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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