Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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