well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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