youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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nutella sex= disaster
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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