i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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