come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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