i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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