I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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