my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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