I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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