did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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i came on her dog
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.