is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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