Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out