The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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