Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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