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Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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