If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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