Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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