I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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