Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
please don't ironically join a cult
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