she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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